Have a friend who just LOVES the Food Network? Can't get enough of celebrity chefs?
Then make sure you watch Ted Allen (my favorite Queer Guy!) hawk his book, "Pretentious Foodie Bullshit"!
Disclaimer: If you're not aware that THE ONION is a PARODY site, don't click the link. Really. Go find a sense of humor first. Ted seems to be able to mock himself, which makes him even greater in my book.